One Liners.


Just incase you are ever stuck in an awkward place with limited conversation openers, 

While we can't promise these will be updated on a regular basis, if you ever are in a situation where you need a good joke - you know where to go. You're Welcome.

Different, Here to help. 



Two Fish in a Tank. One says to the other: 

I'll Drive, you man the guns. 


How do you kill a vegetarian Vampire?

Steak to the heart.