Just incase you are ever stuck in an awkward place with limited conversation openers,
While we can't promise these will be updated on a regular basis, if you ever are in a situation where you need a good joke - you know where to go. You're Welcome.
Different, Here to help.
Two Fish in a Tank. One says to the other:
I'll Drive, you man the guns.
How do you kill a vegetarian Vampire?
Steak to the heart.